Memorable Quotes From My MUN Committee

"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve) 05/17/2014 at 15:52 • Filed to: None

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These were told by random middle-schoolers that were in my committee, I guarantee you they are worth to read.

"I believe since there is much conflict with the internet, we should ban it or destroy it"

"May I go to the bathroom"

"Uh, I forgot"

"My proposition is to have a Facebook, but only for China"

"If you can afford a laptop, then you can afford it."

"Oh! Is this the general assembly"

"Yes, but being homosexual goes against nature"

"My countries police would go for the laptops of every citizen that talks bad about the government."

"Is the delegate of the U.S. the only delegate allowed to use his cell phone, or are we all allowed to?"

"People say in twitter bad things of Obama, when Obama did good things"

"What would you call limit of bad comments to the government?"

"BFF Forever"

"Oh, it was the brightness"

"If a country wants to invade another country they have to follow these steps"

"U.S. and Russia will be the sponsors of this army."

"Doesn't security council think it could start a world war?"

"When is the next brake?"

"So, you don't know when the next break is?"

"Thats a Blackberry?!"

Have some Porsche Targas:

And some Porsche Turbos:

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Vicente Esteve 05/17/2014 at 15:55

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What if I can't afford a laptop, can I still afford it?

Vicente Esteve > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 05/17/2014 at 16:01

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Exactly! Haha the debate was about freedom of speech on the internet, and banning laptops to offenders. This went on for 2 hours debating why poor people cant afford laptops.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Vicente Esteve 05/17/2014 at 16:04

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But, I still want to know if I can or can't afford a laptop...

Lolz... Uh, cause they're poor? Or they choose/are forced to devote their limited resources to other things.

Vicente Esteve > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 05/17/2014 at 16:07

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You can sir, you can. The UN budget will aid you

George Costanza > Vicente Esteve 05/17/2014 at 19:15

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MUN: where teenagers pretend to fix the world by stating what they think is the "obvious". It is wishful thinking after-school and during the lunch hour.

Vicente Esteve > George Costanza 05/17/2014 at 20:38

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Pretty much. Only these were pre-teenagers. The worst part about kids combined with the worst part of teenagers.

George Costanza > Vicente Esteve 05/17/2014 at 21:09

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I went to a private high school where half the kids had parents there were really into the political scene. So kids would wear the party pins and pretend to take world issues seriously. But really it was just a world of empty gestures. I like economics but just reserved myself to reading economics on my own. As opposed to them I can see a problem, understand the cause, understand the mechanism and possibly come up with a solution that I grasp its inter workings. Thats not to say I am the best economist just that I decided to open a book before saying whatever I thought was "common sense". Now in college some of the same things occur, but it seems more dispersed across different issues.

Vicente Esteve > George Costanza 05/17/2014 at 22:19

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Yeah, you seem to be a well known man, this was just for fun almost.